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July 8th, 2009


07:54 pm - Posted using TxtLJ
"Ive never heard of so many bands i havent heard of before" - sixx looking through my ipod

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June 16th, 2009


01:25 am - because I need to leave a record of it somewhere...
What started out as my being disgruntled to hear heels coming up the stairs at 1am, progressed in to me losing my shit upon being propositioned by a stripper.

"Do you want to see me naked? Want me to dance for you? Do you have any bisexual tendencies? I have jaeger. Here, feel my ass."

I started crying, I laughed so hard. OMG you don't even know.

For clarification my roommate drives strippers as a second job, hence the stripper in my house.

So now I know the next time I hear heels coming up my steps that I don't need to venture out and investigate. Unless I'm feeling adventurous, I guess..
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May 26th, 2009


02:09 am
whiskey, cigarettes, and lust. I reek of a country song

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May 17th, 2009


03:45 pm - things I learned today....
1. even if you think you have enough gas to get there, stop and top her off anyway.
2. guys on harleys will stop for a suzuki way before anyone on a japanese bike.
3. doc martens make crappy hiking boots
4. it may be cold in dana point, but it's still hot as fuck in elsinore.
5. cotton panties. it's just a smart idea.
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May 16th, 2009


03:08 pm - survey action
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
hands

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Black, of course.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yes, I'm a sucker for kisses. Half the time I'd probably rather make out than anything else.

4. Do you plan outfits?
sort of. I work out ideas in my head in the shower before getting dressed.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
mellow

6. What’s the closest thing to you that's red?
computer tower

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having.
Last night had a dream that I hooked up w/ one of my crew mates in my parents house, and my dad walked in, after which said crew mate *screamed* and booked it. It was pretty hilarious. Following that were fucked up zombie slasher esque dreams that have been haunting me a bit since I woke up.

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
nope

9. What are you craving right now?
pizza

10. Do you floss?
At least once a day

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
sailing. Cookie makes delicious cabbage. Though, to be fair, you typed cabbage. I don't know what would come to mind if someone just walked up to me and said "cabbage." I might think of "smelly" or "corned beef," or "wtf is wrong with you? cabbage? really?" There are just too many variables.

12. Are you emotional?
slightly.. maybe... a little bit... yes

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
I counted the thousand cranes my class made in 3rd grade

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
I lick. My teeth are sensitive.

15. Do you like your hair?
Yes. It's fun and has been agreeing with me to do cute curly things lately.

16. Do you like yourself?
I think I'm kinda rad sometimes.

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
I'll put myself in pretty much any situation as long as it's novel.

18. What are you listening to right now?
The Influents

19. Are your parents strict?
My dad was a marine. I was his youngest and only daughter. Needless to say, he was a bit strict from time to time. I had a curfew until I moved out of their house. This also explains that dream a bit hehe.

20. Would you go sky diving?
Will you take me? please please please? with a cherry on top?

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
yes, but only the plain kind. I just can't get behind that flavored business.

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Weird Al! Mark Hamill and a slew of various musicians mostly exclusive to the metal scene

23. Do you rent movies often?
seldom

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
my wallet.. it's purple patent w/ glitter.

25. How many countries have you visited?
5 ish

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
I love fucking with my coworkers.. I haven't done it in a while.

27. Ever been on a train?
The El, and the Bart, if they count.

28. Brown or white eggs?
none for me, thanks

29. Do you have a cell phone?
yes

30. Do you use chap stick?
I get awesome chap stick they sell at surf shops in beach cities. best stuff ever

31. Do you own a gun?
does airsoft count?

32. Can you use chop sticks?
I only spent 6 years in asia...

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
definitely not a puppy =[

34. Are you too forgiving?
probably

35. Ever been in love?
Yes. Fortunately? Unfortunately? Depends on the minute of the day.

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
work, probably

37. Ever have cream puffs?
gross

38. Last time you cried?
I can't recall.

39. What was the last question you asked?
Anything exciting going on tonight?

40. Favorite time of the year?
summer.

41. Do you have any tattoos?
a few.

42. Are you sarcastic?
never

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
no

44. Ever walked into a wall?
all the time, all the time

45. Favorite color?
purple

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
I've given a black eye or two.

47. Is your hair curly?
yes

48. What was the last CD you bought?
I downloaded the latest Dylan album a few days ago. Not sure of the last CD I bought... maybe the most recent Hank3?

49. Do looks matter?
Yes. There, I said it.

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Never again.

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
No

52. Do you like your life right now?
Some areas could use improvement, but for the most part yes

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
No TV

54. Can you handle the truth?
Can your mom handle the truth?

55. Do you have good vision?
Thankfully, yes. I'm the only one in my immediate family who doesn't need glasses. Hopefully it stays that way.

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Apathy, baby.

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
As infrequently as I can manage

58. The last person you held hands with?
John

59. What are you wearing?
a bra

60.What is your favorite animal?
puppies!!

61. Where was your profile picture taken?
the park

62. Can you hula hoop?
Like you wouldn't believe!

63. Do you have a job?
yes...

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
a cocktail last night

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
more times than I can count, actually.
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April 28th, 2009


05:22 pm - Posted using TxtLJ
Just acquired my first designer handbag. Lady didnt want to pay for new straps so she just gave it to me. Random.

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April 25th, 2009


10:16 pm - portillos makes me happy
I woke up at 3pm, then drove to Buena Park to get a sandwich. Best Saturday ever.

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Current Music: bob dylan - like a rolling stone
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03:14 am
I miss Long Beach
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April 24th, 2009


08:20 pm - Posted using TxtLJ
Gonna get my tsol on.

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April 18th, 2009


11:35 pm - Posted using TxtLJ
Had really high hopes for this dive in dana point. Great music (mostly) but way too well lit and not my crowd. Bah

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April 3rd, 2009


07:47 pm - Posted using TxtLJ
Salt and vinegar almonds. Omg. Best thing ever

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April 1st, 2009


06:02 pm - Posted using TxtLJ
New apartment! Woo

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March 27th, 2009


05:49 am - Posted using TxtLJ
Death valley or bust.

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March 5th, 2009


11:16 pm - cookie ideas
Little known fact about me.. I can bake some of the best cookies and cakes you'll ever eat. Lately I've been on a cookie kick. The most recent experiments have been banana-chocolate chip, orange-cinnamon, and lemon-ginger. The lemon-ginger were my favorite, but the banana got the best reviews. The orange-cinnamon tasted like Christmas.

I'm looking for new creative ideas for cookies. Anyone?

I'm planning to make a lavender cake for April's birthday, and am thinking about lavender-white chocolate cookies too. Does anyone know where I can get fresh lavender?
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March 4th, 2009


11:59 pm
Today I got a professional massage as a gift from April.

The first time in 6 months I've been touched by a man and it's because he was paid.


Apparently, however, I am very limber. The word "contortionist" was tossed about. Who knew?
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04:49 pm - the real update you've all been waiting for
In short, I'm the worst at skipping town. Let's recap.

2008 started out as the best year imaginable. Long story short, if it seems too good to be true, it probably is. I'm done ranting over the atrocities that took place during the latter portion of the year, though I'm far from recovering emotionally.

I went to Virginia and Chicago to visit family and friends, respectively. I came back with the intentions of relocating to Flagstaff for a while. I had the going away party and everything. I was going to do it. After returning to CA to tie up some loose ends and sell the bike, I started staying with my friends April and Tom, intending to stay for only a few weeks. I went back to work to make a little extra cash, and got April hired on there to replace me. The weekend before I was set to leave, Tom got word that he would be working a job in Thousand Oaks that would keep him out of town for a month. Adding to this, April does not drive. So the Saturday before my departure date I decided to stay until Tom got back to keep April company, carpool to work, etc. (It snowed a foot the day I was to arrive in Flagstaff).

I was never previously bound to a set time schedule at work, but since I took on the responsibility of driving April to work, and she was bound to a set time schedule, I started coming in early every day. Somewhere along the line the words "raise" and "promotion" started being thrown about. The current manager of our Newport store is leaving May 1st to tour with his band, leaving behind both his position and apartment.

Which brings us to right now. Do I continue with my plan to skip town, in hopes that there's a place for me when I get back, and that my work will accept me? Turns out I'm boring (read: growing up) and these are opportunities I can't justifiably pass up.

So here I am. Preparing to move into a sweet apartment in Dana Point (with a garage! and a dishwasher!) next month, set with my job, and doing pretty damn well for myself, all things considered. I got the bike running right for the first time since I've had it (my two center carbs weren't working properly), and I've realized that I can't sell it no matter how much I talk about it. I love that bike like no one's business.

I've got a nice chunk of cash saved up that was supposed to be my "drifting fund." Instead I got myself a nice pair of riding gloves, and am looking into a pair of riding boots and a Disneyland season pass. Oh, and an apartment. Possibly a Coachella ticket to see Paul McCartney as well, if anyone else wants to go.

Tomorrow I have an appointment to see a guidance counselor at Saddleback to take care of my academic renewal, apply for my AA, and finish up whatever I need to transfer. Filled out my enrollment application today, submitted all my FAFSA info, and will be petitioning some classes in a few weeks. I'm really excited to go back to school, and this time I will finish it. I'm getting too old for this. I'm looking forward to volunteering with the geology department again. Those weekend trips kept me sane, and I don't have the time to go to the desert on my own anymore (let alone find someone to go with me).

I'm hoping to start working on Pilgrim again, which will be easy since I'll be just up the street. I keep having dreams that I'm going to go sailing, but the boat leaves without me, usually because I'm too preoccupied with something else. Story of my life?

Pretty much everyone I've talked to (except Paul) has agreed that 25 was perhaps the worst year of their lives, and that nothing seemed quite as bad after that. This has been greatly reassuring. I can't even believe that stuff that has gone on this year. I said from the beginning that if things didn't work out with me and J that I'd go to Chicago. I know that, as much as I want to, I need to stop running. I'll always end up back here anyway, and I'm ok with that. Not that I won't jump at every roadtrip and/or sailing opportunity that comes along. I mean, this is me.

So there you have it. Hope all are well.
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February 28th, 2009


07:19 pm - Posted using TxtLJ
My mom is so cute! Voicemail from her today: "hey i just thought id give you a buzz... bzzz"

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February 25th, 2009


06:44 pm - question for everyone
What was age 25 like for you? Was it a particularly good or crappy year?
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February 21st, 2009


04:16 pm - Posted using TxtLJ
Fruit flavored beef jerky. Not bad, but not particularly good ether.

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February 19th, 2009


03:53 am - brief picture update
Dan and I are still adorable


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Current Location: casa de los muertos
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Current Music: murder city
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